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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Life's a Hustle, All Right

Right about now, the Johnson County DA is looking into any cash advance from those stolen numbers...

Wow.

OPS says: Do we have more? Jesus yes, we have more. Fellow "City Boyz, Inc" and legal menace Arvell Nelson is (of course) involved. Seriously.

This is what a month's rent looks like.


Two months.


That's Arvell in the middle. Not in the lower left corner. In the middle.


The rest of the pictures are presented without comment, because really, fuck it.




Okay, one comment:
Why do they need $2500 in loose cash? Because fuck you, that's why!



22 comments:

dmbmeg said...

Shit, I think I've been in NYC too long. Who knew the top floor of Currier would be so swanky?

(Don't think I wouldn't recognize that shit)

The Inevitable Muck-up said...

Douglas could have seen so much more cash if he had just played the game. What makes college athletes with big league potential think they can get away with this sort of thing?

JHC said...

Because they get away with it every day on campuses all across the country. Thing is, it's not just athletes, this shit happens in every dorm.
Why can't they just be satisfied when they have enough monkey lettuce to go get a bottle of Boone's?
Sad.

Hawkeye State said...

Oh, dmbmeg, you've been gone too long. Everyone knows the underclassmen in athletics are in Hillcrest. Just look at that outward curve in the hallway wall in the next-to-last picture.

Amateur.

Oops Pow Surprise said...

The weird wall seam is unmistakable. Hillcrest it is.

Mac G said...

That is totally Hillcrest but I thought most of the ballers lived in Slater

John said...

I don't know whats more ridiculous, that they posted the pictures or that they bought a Dale Jr. Jacket.

Anonymous said...

The NASCAR jacket and the red bandana are gang signs. The different race teams are code for different gangs.

Black Shoe Diaries said...

Those watches may be expensive, but they sure are ugly.

This has to earn extra Fulmer Cup points for stupidity.

Run Up The Score! said...

You know, back in the 1980's, Oklahoma would've thought this was a little bland.

Barstoolio said...

This is EXCELLENT JOURNALISM. I like it.

JHC said...

You don't know how hard it was for us to post this. This is not why we started this thing. Sadly, if we're going to spend all season taking shots at everyone else, we had to discipline our own guys with the same firm hand.
Stupidity like this comes along once a generation, if you're a Hawkeye, so we had to embrace it.
Thankfully, football starts soon and we can talk about that.

Oops Pow Surprise said...

yeah, we actually sat on these pictures for a while-- they've been out there since the day of the arrest.

but for crying out loud, they're priceless.

Run Up The Score! said...

You did the right thing. This is what blogs are for.

Dweeze said...

You can never go wrong with a Glengarry quote, even if it's from the movie, not the play.

dmbmeg said...

Currier has the wall seam too and the angles. And the same mirror and sink, which is what originally threw me off.

I stand corrected.

I never went to Hillcrest. Most of my drunken hookups were limited to Burge and Currier. Oh, romance.

But seriously guys. Way to go with all the cash.

milrey76 said...

Too bad Dolls isn't around anymore. I would have loved to see our guys "Make it Rain" like the big boys.

Black Shoe Diaries said...

Don't feel bad about posting them. Heck, I don't think anyone is harder on PSU than us PSU bloggers. Plus being critical of your own team gives you street cred in the blogosphere.

Hawkeye State said...

Currier has the wall seams, as well, but they don't have the weird OUTWARD wall seam. Then again, it's been a while since I inhabited N117 plus 4 pennies (Chronic 2001 was big then, if you need a frame of reference).

Oops Pow Surprise said...

add that shit up.

CLTDawg said...

Dem brothas are straight up Ghetto Phabolus! Best fake bling I've seen in a while.

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