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Thursday, August 23, 2007

God Bless The Internets


L to R: Marques, Da Realest Bitch Alive


Not Pictured: Fuck Lion


Art can be scary and complicated at times, like a woman's anatomy. But occasionally it's so simple it makes you happy to be alive. The following comedy tower is built on the foundation of one of those Q&A's that the kids do on Facebook. What makes it art is the fact that it's beamed to you from the beautiful mind of Michigan's own Marques "Grand Marquis" Slocum. I could try to explain it, but I'll let you take a peak into the big man's brain courtesy of EDSBS.

This video tribute to the Texas Longhorns and Burnt Orange Nation is a disturbing, mind-bending trip through sight and sound. It's good sober but better at 3am when you stumble in from the bar. Also, Chum, if you're out there, we need one of these, post haste.

Our final piece of art today comes courtesy of the weekend editors at Deadspin. It's the funniest thing I've seen on Deadspin in a long time, maybe ever. The comments came from a Michael Vick thread at AOL Fanhouse and they were expertly compiled by Holly at Ladies...

Warning: I peed (a little) the first time I read it.

Enjoy.

2 comments:

Oops Pow Surprise said...

No words can describe Marques Slocum. Seriously the funniest thing I've ever read on EDSBS, and that says a whole lot.

Anonymous said...

That cracked me up. Thanks.