Chad Henne carries a purse. I wasn't surprised either. We all know where he got it.
Cedric "The Entertainer" Everson intercepted 3 passes on Saturday at Kid's Day at Kinnick. He was also burned for a 60 yard TD. This is why we refer to him only as "The Entertainer" at THC headquarters.
Bad things happen to Buckeyes. Chin up, boys, at least they didn't steal your sweater vests!
And finally, I think as a League, we can all unite on one issue - we fucking hate Notre Dame. Well, good news! Wunderkind QB Jimmy Clausen has been cited for transporting booze. Sounds like someone's desperately trying to live up to the Joe Namath comparisons. Drink up, Jimmy! When reached for comment, portly progesterate Charlie Weis said, "I need more butter for my ham".
3 comments:
What's even DUMBER than the purse is the pseudo-Seattle look on his head. Why does everyone want to look like a refugee from a Pearl Jam concert?
the good news is that Weis now says it was all a big lasag--err, misunderstanding. He didn't want any of the alcohol, he was just giving a ride to an old chum! That's all!
Clearly Weis is right--we're all the real criminals for scrutinizing young James.
I wonder if there's any extra X-Box 360s sitting in Dominique Douglas' apartment???
Post a Comment