Monday, August 20, 2007
Around the League
Chad Henne carries a purse. I wasn't surprised either. We all know where he got it.
Cedric "The Entertainer" Everson intercepted 3 passes on Saturday at Kid's Day at Kinnick. He was also burned for a 60 yard TD. This is why we refer to him only as "The Entertainer" at THC headquarters.
Bad things happen to Buckeyes. Chin up, boys, at least they didn't steal your sweater vests!
And finally, I think as a League, we can all unite on one issue - we fucking hate Notre Dame. Well, good news! Wunderkind QB Jimmy Clausen has been cited for transporting booze. Sounds like someone's desperately trying to live up to the Joe Namath comparisons. Drink up, Jimmy! When reached for comment, portly progesterate Charlie Weis said, "I need more butter for my ham".