You will get nothing and like it, Orange-Man.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Holy fucking buttfuck FOOTBALL STARTS TODAY

Right now I look like this, but without headphones. Or pants.

The posts today will likely be erratic, nonsensical, and unimpeachable evidence of serious chemical imbalances. We do not give a fuck. Football! FOOTBALL!

Tonight's main event is #2 LSU at #6054 Mississippi State, whose coach's most notable achievement thus far is evading the fans in pointy white hats. It will be an unmitigated slaughter between two teams that Big 10 fans haven't got much reason to care about... except for the fact that it is motherfucking FOOTBALL!

I'm going to do some laps around the office butt-naked now.

More later.

4 comments:

dmbmeg said...

If I 1) wasn't at work, 2) Too busy yelling at my liver to stop metabolizing the alcohol from last night, 3) female... I'd totally be sporting the football chub too.

Alas, here I am in my windowless cube wishing for a handgun to put me out of my misery.

Signal to Noise said...

I will get nothing done at work for a few hours this evening. The news will have to wait. Football is more important.

Adam said...

I'll have you know I care deeply about LSU, as they played an important role in the greatest moment of my life, The "We should really come up with a better name for this than The Catch". I like to think that I own them some level of support for that.

Ah, to go back to those days. Back when I didn't want to punch Drew Tate in the kidney. 'Twas a simpler, happier time.

Oops Pow Surprise said...

adam: "New Year's Heave."

Drew Tate has been exiled to Canada and we shall move on forthwith.