Essentially, the guy's family dragged him over here from Russia when he was 8. He taught himself English in school, became a 2-sport all-star, and only showed up at high school for football and wrestling practice by the time he was a senior; he was over at the community college the rest of the time.
Narinskiy, intent on making you look bad, showed up with 35 credits and has already graduated. In addition, he has allegedly* learned 15 more languages, made up four of his own, and graduated from six more universities with honors. Summa cum motherfucking laude, baby.
Actually, hold on a second. Funny Russian name? Star athlete? Academic freak of nature? I think we've already heard of this guy...
Son of a bitch.
*allegedly = in my imagination
