Iowa football player Clint Huntrods, 22, was arrested by Iowa City police early Thursday morning and cited for interference with official acts, public intoxication and urinating in public.Poor judgment... all the way to the bank! BOO-YA!
Huntrods, a senior and the Hawkeyes’ backup long snapper, was taken into custody at 2:25 a.m. According to police records, he was spotted urinating on the sidewalk at the corner of Dubuque and Prentiss streets. When police confronted him, he ran but was caught within a few minutes.
Huntrods declined a breathalyzer test, but the police report said he smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, red watery eyes, poor balance and showed poor judgment.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
In our eyes, Clint Huntrods is a champion
Long snapper Clint Huntrods was arrested by Iowa City policemen, apparently for being too awesome (via Hawkmania)...
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Since when is it against the law to piss on the street?
When he was running, was he still peeing?
THAT is the question that most begs answering.
What's your problem, Clint--couldn't find a tree or dumpster to hide behind? It's Dubuque Street, not the middle of the Sahara!
See, THIS is the stuff that we should be teaching in college...
Not surprised in the least.
I played with the guy at CMB and I figured he would be trash one way or another, well, this sure as hell took the cake, and took a lot longer.
Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
:Koontz: Running and peeing is unpossible! You cannot pee without 2 feet planted on the ground. It's science and therefore cannot be disputed.
:Anon: Were the cowboys trash? They peed outside all the time. Peeing outside is as natural as sorority girls touching behind closed doors.
You didn't go to college, did you Anon?
If getting drunk and pissing in the street is "being trash", then consider me a trailer park living, Nascar loving, member of rural Arkansas.
Seriously Anon...jealous much?
:JHC: Not to spit (piss?) in the face of hard science or anything, but my brother-in-law has taught himself to inconspicuously pee while walking. Well, as inconspicuous as one can be when they're walking down the street with a stream of urine shooting out the front of them, anyway.
It's really quite remarkable (hence my remark).
Granted, it's not the same as running and pissing (which is just plain silly), but still...
That's sorcery I say! Sorcerer!!!
I LOVE YOU CLINT!!!!
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